The midgies will take you down like bullets.
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Was it because you have not taken a shower that she dropped the perfume?
Just got a text.
Dad, Iâve left my phone inside a shop.
Text me on this number, rapid.
Fuck off you soft twat, my real son is a cyber security expert.
Blocked
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Iâm always a fan of hyper-local news. With war, insecurity and general misery in the world it is nice to see trivial local news for a change because it makes it clear that, generally speaking, bad things arenât happening where you live.
Last nightâs lead story on our rural German TV news. Bin catches fire:
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They are, but they frequently arenât reported.
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Not much bad happens where I live.
No wars, no riots, no major weather events, no murders or rapes, no knife crime, perhaps the odd drunken handbags at 10 paces.
It was big news recently that a local woman had been accused of ÂŁ150k embezzlement.
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âNo Clean Shave, No Love!â Indore Women Take Out Unusual Rally Against Bearded Men, Demand Clean-Shaven Look by Sporting Beard Wigs During Protest, Pics and Videos Go Viral
http://dhunt.in/X7bQW?s=a&uu=0x2b00a1ad6cb1e893&ss=pd
Source : âLatestlyâ via Dailyhunt
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Met a bearded bloke on the train last year.
Heâd turned up for his crew change check in and they were all informed of the H2s procedures in force on his installation.
He refused to shave and quit his job on the spot.
Fuckwit
Too much rain.
I worked the final voting day. Turnout was affected for sure.
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Last 4 weeks havenât been too much fun. Mrs woke up one day, could hardly speak anymore, could hardly hear anything, no more movement in her right arm/leg, where she had made so much progress and could already walk again with a stick, stairs etc.
Called an ambulance, which was the start of an odyssey to 4 different hospitals, severe misdiagnois at first, then better ones that lead to consultations with different surgeons and finally ended up with an operation on her almost completely blocked carotid artery on Thursday. At least that went well, sheâs still in hospital but will hopefully come home next week.
Still her condition is a bit of a mystery to neurologists, sourgeons and the various other doctors that have been involved. Hoping she gets better soon.
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Keep fighting Mrs Cologne
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Get well soon Mrs C.
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Get well soon. 
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He was some player round about then. Was it the haircut? 
Iâm hoping Mrs C comes out well after this.
Stay strong.
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I can remember him going to Old Trafford in a Champions League game in 2000 and absolutely running the show.
Brilliant player; pity about the injuries.
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