“I couldn’t believe how expensive vegan food was”
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My wife has just dropped a bottle of Coco Channel in our bedroom.
For some reason I am now reminded of being dragged through the perfume department of Lewis’s as a kid.
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Time for a strategic asthma attack
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Same for me:
I know that the BBC are getting carried away (no pun intended) by Hurricane Milton, but this is ridiculous.
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At least it’ll stay dry.
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The midgies will take you down like bullets.
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Was it because you have not taken a shower that she dropped the perfume?
Just got a text.
Dad, I’ve left my phone inside a shop.
Text me on this number, rapid.
Fuck off you soft twat, my real son is a cyber security expert.
Blocked
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I’m always a fan of hyper-local news. With war, insecurity and general misery in the world it is nice to see trivial local news for a change because it makes it clear that, generally speaking, bad things aren’t happening where you live.
Last night’s lead story on our rural German TV news. Bin catches fire:
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They are, but they frequently aren’t reported.
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Not much bad happens where I live.
No wars, no riots, no major weather events, no murders or rapes, no knife crime, perhaps the odd drunken handbags at 10 paces.
It was big news recently that a local woman had been accused of £150k embezzlement.
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‘No Clean Shave, No Love!’ Indore Women Take Out Unusual Rally Against Bearded Men, Demand Clean-Shaven Look by Sporting Beard Wigs During Protest, Pics and Videos Go Viral
http://dhunt.in/X7bQW?s=a&uu=0x2b00a1ad6cb1e893&ss=pd
Source : “Latestly” via Dailyhunt
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Met a bearded bloke on the train last year.
He’d turned up for his crew change check in and they were all informed of the H2s procedures in force on his installation.
He refused to shave and quit his job on the spot.
Fuckwit
Too much rain.
I worked the final voting day. Turnout was affected for sure.
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