I’ll burn my Dire Straits albums.
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That’ll learn 'em..
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Sting as well, he can go!
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Remember when you were a kid smoking bongs with your mates and you needed to do a massive stoned shit, but then the shit wouldn’t flush and you’d get super paranoid because you didn’t want everyone to see the absurdly thick floater you left in the dunny, so you’d try and break it up into smaller pieces with a stick for what felt like 20mins but was really only 2mins, and then you’d sneak back out like nothing had happened, still paranoid as fuck.
This is starting to feel like I’m halfway through the stick phase.
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I bet you just left the turd there for the next fella.
Anyways…Guehi sorted.
Get this cat in and we’re shweeeeet.
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Rideo.
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Hahaha!!
I fukken knew Livvy laid some serious cable back in the day!!
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Really did not expect that in this thread! 
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Money for nothing
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I’m surprised he can remember all that. Must have been some shit weed.
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You say he is barely better than Dan Burn and you expect him to respond to your contact attempts?
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Shearer the man who dumped Blackburn for more money.
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https://x.com/MagpieMediaX/status/1955344562760646858
We’re going to do unholy things to Liverpool that night - whether Isak’s in red, black and white, playing or not involved.
SJP under the lights, first home game of the season? It’ll be an atmosphere like no one’s ever seen before. Every tackle, every throw-in - that stadium is going to be at the height of fever pitch.
Guimaraes and Tonali snapping at the heels of Wirtz every given opportunity, Botman and Thiaw leaving elbows in on whoever they’ve got up front, Hall, Joelinton & Gordon tripling up on Salah preying on his every touch, Elanga on the counter, Ramsdale whipping the crowd up every five minutes…
“Absolute cinema” doesn’t do it justice - I cannot wait. Game of the season, game of the decade perhaps. They’ll be having nightmares about it for the rest of their careers.
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Ekitike hat trick 3-0
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We need to stand up and be counted and we need the ref to be on it. If they allow the sort of Tarkowski-style tackling that goes unpunished in the derby, we could get a bad injury.
I would add an extra midfielder to not get overrun there.
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Play Endo, he’s always up for a scrap.
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I expect Oliver as the ref. 
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