Darwin Núñez (FW) Benfica

Correct, we’ve not even started tracking planes yet…

I’m absolutely unconcerned about fees these days, we’re incredibly well run and have proven that we won’t pay above what we feel a player’s worth to be

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So, have we signed this cunt or what?

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This story just came on ESPN, we must be really close because its not longer a singular source, ESPN is quoting SOURCES! So it must be real!

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Right, this is dragging on…anyone fancy a pint?

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A bit early for me but thanks.

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Can’t be arsed seeing if that’s serious

Fair play to Ward. First summer running the ship without Mikey Edwards and he goes out and tries to land one of the biggest deals in the clubs history.

I wasn’t all that convinced to be fair and it is a huge fee but, if the nerds in the analysis team think he’s the one then it’s hard to argue given their track record.

Certainly going to mean a bit of an evolution (badum tish :drum:) with our attack. Going to be a dream for Robbo and Trent to be looking up and seeing this lad charging into the box instead of Firmino hanging about on the edge it. And whilst Fimino did a great job of dropping deep and playing between lines, it did mean teams were able to double up on Salah and Mane more given they weren’t as worried by the threat in the middle. That won’t be the case anymore.

It’s always exciting signing a proper number 9 for big money and it has been a while for us so im putting my doubts to the back of my mind and fully getting on the hype wagon on this one.

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Yes sadly they are right, we are 0/3, their percentage is definitely better than ours at 0/0.

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If you actually click the link it’s not that comment I was quoting. Hang on….

If we buy him he will massivly fail and be sold for 10 million two years later. If Klopp signs him he will score 30 goals every season.

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The whole thread is quite astonishing…

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Nearly 500 posts and we still haven’t signed him. @SixpenceNun out :grin:

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Reminiscent of the whole Thiago thing. Just as long as it doesn’t turn into a Nabil Fekir fiasco.

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Aww. Bless them.

They’ve got 37 year old Ronaldo, a woefully declined Rashford, and the rest have been sold or are facing a prison sentence.

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Or a bum? Asking for a friend…

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