Darwin Núñez (FW) Benfica

If this deal is going to go through in the next few days we’ll need to be giving him a medical out in Uruguay. I really miss Zaf and can’t remember who our current club doctor is now that Massey’s gone. Anyone know and is anyone tracking his/her movements?! :slight_smile:

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The caf: “Hope we sign him. Really think he will evolve our team”.

This is the difference between us. When we go after a player it’s with the hope that we will ‘evolve’ him.

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Imagine being on a forum where you have to put up with such shit punship. Thank fuck we’re better than that.

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Speak for yourself…

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At least we’ll be able to rest Nunez at Old Trafford, we won’t need him that day. Fecking bellend.

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Sarcastic Hugh Laurie GIF by PeacockTV

I don’t get it? :slight_smile:

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Is that code for shite?

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Just got another push notification on my phone from Liverpool …

It’s about Salah … Stop sending them until it is about Núñes Liverpool! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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This guys going for it!

Edit - alongside his ITK into, hes an avid love island tweeter…FFS.

It’s quite funny, because if he’s going to them for double of what we’re offering, we will be delighted.

We would dodge a bullet on a player who seems motivated a lot by money (if that were true), and United would simply be repeating their same old mistakes of splashing out tons of money players who just paper up the cracks…

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With bells on!

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Can someone just confirm for me , in writing , that there is absolutely no chance of Nunez going to Utd.

Thanks.

Watching compilations on YouTube, seems to be a fox in the box type fella and with some pace and aerial threat to use aswell. Defending in Portugal looks shocking which isn’t helping convince me. I wouldn’t pay over 50m for him though. Negative me once again but hope we get United to spend 100m on him. Benfica seem to be very good at getting money for their players.

Haha @rab

I don’t think he’s shite. I suspect there is still a player in there, and I’d give anyone a pass putting up with that shitshow.

But he’s had an awful two years. I’ve never seen a players form collapse so dramatically and completely.

Look to me like he desperately needs a move. I would have once loved him at Liverpool, but somewhere like Villa, West Ham etc would probably be the best path for him.

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I’d take him at Liverpool, on a reduced salary and acknowledgment that he won’t be starting every week. A Klopp hug could do him the world of good

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Rashford has always been overrated. @Mascot has a boner for him because of his performative political stuff against the tories.

He’s shite. Not a PL level footballer at all.

Anyway, Nuñez is probably not an £80M player at this point, but the striker/forward market is extremely thin this year and I trust Klopp and co to put him in the best position to be a massive contributor for us.

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Good Journalist from Uruguay

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