Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

When Bobby got the ‘Reus’ tattoo we all thought he will finally sign.

6 Likes

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1934673577472667830

How many people do you think will be guarding the airport to welcome him??

4 Likes

Fly him on Wednesday…

2 Likes

Depends which airport, Lennon or the one in Manchester.

:joy:

2 Likes

Ryanair fly to Manchester.

2 Likes

Not air India. Or anything made by Boeing!

4 Likes

As far as I know he’s coming back from his holiday on Wednesday, it’ll be tight, but who knows.

2 Likes

:police_car_light: :police_car_light: :police_car_light: HERE WE GO!!! :police_car_light: :police_car_light: :police_car_light:

Redcafe is currently deep into an actual and serious (not ironic) debate on whether or not Rayan Cherki is the most technically gifted French footballer OF ALL TIME in an effort to cope with Liverpool signing Florian Wirtz.

In other transfer news, a man from SE London laughed so hard a little poo came out.

9 Likes

I’m amazed they didn’t all go for c) Cunha…

2 Likes

I am one Mbeumo signs for Tottenham tweet away from the best summer ever.

7 Likes

It used to boil my piss how often United would hit on their transfers under Fergie. Obviously there were some flops - Veron, Barthez, Hargreaves, Owen - but more often than not, they’d sign guys and they’d be great for them - Ruud, Cantona, Carrick, Rooney, Ronaldo, RVP (for one season). They’re now feeling what many of us felt back then as we watched us sign a parade of mostly shite while they seemed to have every signing turn out great for them.

This is how you know God is a Liverpool fan, He’s ensuring that they suffer as much or more than we did through that 3-decade drought. Inshallah.

4 Likes

I mean, don’t get me wrong…Zidane was great…but this Cherki guy, in terms of his “technical skills”…man, he’s just on a whole other level, ya know.

13 Likes

We’re going to play him for 5 years before unveiling him?

That’s cruel.

4 Likes

You can’t rush these announcement videos.

5 Likes

And nethier of them are signing for Man Utd anyhow.

5 Likes

I thought El Matador would have been a fantastic striker for us, but he signed for fucking Utd. He would have been an expensive alternative to Bobby at the time but he was lethal at Napoli, and I wished he’d have come to us instead of Liverpool. Even in his twilight years you could see his quality (and frustration) at United.

2 Likes

He had one decent season for them, but I agree he would have likely fared better with us under Klopp.

2 Likes

The football shirt, the gold chain, the haircut, Liverpool league champions…

Is this the fuckin’ 1980s?!

2 Likes

Hmmm your secret allegiance is not as secret as you think.

1 Like

Still chuckling at the Cherki thing.

I wonder how long it will be until some donut claims he’s better than Thierry Henry and is clearly the best ever Frenchman to have played in the PL.

4 Likes