Was there any doubt where he would land? Even on a small private jet.
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They’ll hopefully fly over Old Trafford and empty the toilets
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Breaking … He is now in the air 
Our fans are hilarious tbf
https://x.com/FlorianFocus/status/1935715477780672801
Tracking the wrong plane apparently
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Where’s the VW van tracker site?
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Too cheap a vehicle. Come on Florian.
Less isn’t more. Where’s the entourage.
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https://x.com/BILD_Bayer04/status/1935721328721412224
https://x.com/BILD_Bayer04/status/1935719664736166235
Edit
https://x.com/CallumLFC_/status/1935724802129395791
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Please stop tracking me
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Who’s got the duty free tracker where we get to see the route through the airport and analyse how long Wirtz spent staring at the giant toblerones?
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Don’t put the lad off before he signs.
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This thread is bordering on a voyeurism channel. 
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Sky Sport reporters from Germany are waiting for Florian Wirtz to arrive at the AXA Training Centre…
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Look, the Babbelcopter was great stuff, but that was when we were shit* and desperate to land a player who could improve us and latched on to any rumour. Situations like this, when we already know we’ve got him, just dont land like the “ignore the medical, Remy can play with a hole in his heart” sort of anxiety of the past
*Definition of shit was used for comparative purposes and does not warrant interrogation
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Was gonna say, shit for us was never 16/17th. But then again we are a cut above the scum and you saved your point with the asterisk
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Off topic diversion incoming, but in retrospect it is really quite a thing how consistently good we actually were and high our floor was during our 30 years “shit” period.
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How many planes did he arrive in?
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62 years in the top 8. They’ll never sing that.
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