Sky Sport reporters from Germany are waiting for Florian Wirtz to arrive at the AXA Training Centre… 
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Look, the Babbelcopter was great stuff, but that was when we were shit* and desperate to land a player who could improve us and latched on to any rumour. Situations like this, when we already know we’ve got him, just dont land like the “ignore the medical, Remy can play with a hole in his heart” sort of anxiety of the past
*Definition of shit was used for comparative purposes and does not warrant interrogation
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Was gonna say, shit for us was never 16/17th. But then again we are a cut above the scum and you saved your point with the asterisk
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Off topic diversion incoming, but in retrospect it is really quite a thing how consistently good we actually were and high our floor was during our 30 years “shit” period.
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How many planes did he arrive in?
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62 years in the top 8. They’ll never sing that.
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Strangely, he looks kind of like a woman. Might have trouble passing the medical.
Have you met many women?
He’s what the gays call a “twink”.
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Sounds like an Arsenal song.
I googled it, one of those things I didn’t know I needed to know. Until now, I’d only heard the term “twink” in the gaming world.
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He’s very Germanic which is no bad thing.
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Practicing his scouse greeting😂
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Jason Bourne, is that you?
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I am posting this just to tell you everything is fine. Please ignore all the twats posting fake news that Flo has failed his medical. So many idiots one a wind up atm.
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So, not the one in the white tank top? Pity.
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I saw it
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It’s not his style.
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