Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

Craig Bellamy, he’s got no neck but what the heck.

:slight_smile:

https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1936012889577431479

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https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1936021274494406967

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Pletti’s hit the big time, now doing the photoshops like Romano.

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Romano is more of a ring piece on video than he is on twitter!!

Who knew?

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My three-year-old LOVES playing rock, paper scissors.

Only does scissors.

Gets upset when he never wins.

Good times.

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Loves playing, never wins, gets upset.

Drama queen?

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When he eventually stabs you with an actual pair of scissors we’ll all know why :joy:

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He could just be Scottish?

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I’ve often wondered if I’m being a prick…

It’s pretty funny, though.

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You? Impossible…

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Florian Wirtz looks a lot older than 22 on that video

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There’s no fucking lean poll.

1000032738

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Rideo.

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Long Live Sergeant Dignam.

Weirdo.

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So what will the official announcement look like?

Teaser German flag on a chair tweet 5 mins before?

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Florian wearing a dress and make up and also holding a stick as he is apparently old and female.