Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

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Rideo.

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Long Live Sergeant Dignam.

Weirdo.

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So what will the official announcement look like?

Teaser German flag on a chair tweet 5 mins before?

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Florian wearing a dress and make up and also holding a stick as he is apparently old and female.

I still would.

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Everton lose out on the whinging entitled drama queen bit though.

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They will be gutted as we might pip them for the transfer window trophy.

They win the in a newer stadium trophy…which is next to a sewage treatment plant so it smells of shit. Now locals wont know where the smells coming from.

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Even the anti-jaffod Everton fan will admit that we pipped them on this transfer window trophy

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Where’s Wirtzy?

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Sat there doing a million things for social media I suspect.

Gone are the good old days of the newspaper saying a player had been confirmed and the first proper pictures would be all the signed players in the stands.

630 posts later. Scrolls up a bit again to see if the 30 last posts indicate a development

Ooooh, actually !!! This was a good day to check the thread again, it seems.

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Had some disasters along that route too.

Remember when balotelli was signed.

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Here’s @Walshy07

We are obviously waiting for Leverkusen to announce his departure first, etc.

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They’ve probably had to go reprint his shirt now as he wants to be know as Florian. He’s also spent 2 hrs speaking to Curtis to try and nail the scouse accent.

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Off at Spoons for a nice cheat meal after medical tests.

Popworld tonight.

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