Long Live Sergeant Dignam.
Weirdo.
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So what will the official announcement look like?
Teaser German flag on a chair tweet 5 mins before?
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Florian wearing a dress and make up and also holding a stick as he is apparently old and female.
I still would.
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Everton lose out on the whinging entitled drama queen bit though.
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They will be gutted as we might pip them for the transfer window trophy.
They win the in a newer stadium trophy…which is next to a sewage treatment plant so it smells of shit. Now locals wont know where the smells coming from.
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Even the anti-jaffod Everton fan will admit that we pipped them on this transfer window trophy
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Where’s Wirtzy?
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Sat there doing a million things for social media I suspect.
Gone are the good old days of the newspaper saying a player had been confirmed and the first proper pictures would be all the signed players in the stands.
630 posts later. Scrolls up a bit again to see if the 30 last posts indicate a development
Ooooh, actually !!! This was a good day to check the thread again, it seems.
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Had some disasters along that route too.
Remember when balotelli was signed.
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Here’s @Walshy07
We are obviously waiting for Leverkusen to announce his departure first, etc.
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They’ve probably had to go reprint his shirt now as he wants to be know as Florian. He’s also spent 2 hrs speaking to Curtis to try and nail the scouse accent.
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Off at Spoons for a nice cheat meal after medical tests.
Popworld tonight.
So he’s here…he’s signed…
After all this if n but malarkey…is he any good??..he’d better be for all that money…
It’ll be Florian who, when is Kerkez signing.
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