Rideo.
Long Live Sergeant Dignam.
Weirdo.
So what will the official announcement look like?
Teaser German flag on a chair tweet 5 mins before?
Florian wearing a dress and make up and also holding a stick as he is apparently old and female.
I still would.
Everton lose out on the whinging entitled drama queen bit though.
They will be gutted as we might pip them for the transfer window trophy.
They win the in a newer stadium trophy…which is next to a sewage treatment plant so it smells of shit. Now locals wont know where the smells coming from.
Even the anti-jaffod Everton fan will admit that we pipped them on this transfer window trophy
Where’s Wirtzy?
Sat there doing a million things for social media I suspect.
Gone are the good old days of the newspaper saying a player had been confirmed and the first proper pictures would be all the signed players in the stands.
630 posts later. Scrolls up a bit again to see if the 30 last posts indicate a development
Ooooh, actually !!! This was a good day to check the thread again, it seems.
Had some disasters along that route too.
Remember when balotelli was signed.
Here’s @Walshy07
We are obviously waiting for Leverkusen to announce his departure first, etc.
They’ve probably had to go reprint his shirt now as he wants to be know as Florian. He’s also spent 2 hrs speaking to Curtis to try and nail the scouse accent.
Off at Spoons for a nice cheat meal after medical tests.
Popworld tonight.