Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

It was Springsteen in the Golf-

‘And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
When you get to the porch they’re gone on the wind
So Mary, climb in
It’s a town full of losers
I’m pulling out of here to win’

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Haha @Quicksand

Not going to argue with you.

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I was the dude in the souped up VW Golf :rofl:

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I know…
And I know a lot of things about you…
Nice breakfast this morning?
I SAW you…

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Anyway..

Hopefully this is done soon…
Stop the panic about the Player of the Year next season.

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Wasn’t it @PeachesEnRegalia? Who then had sex with her many times, in many different positions, and must now disclose it.

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By the way, it’s a public holiday in Germany today - Himmelfahrt aka Heavenfart, Jesus Sky Drive or Ascension day.
It’s a day on which groups of blokes wander around pissed out of their heads for Jesus.
Probably not much negotiation possible today.

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What are you talking about, sounds like the perfect day to negotiate!

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We’ve all been there…waking up in the morning in a mad panic about the things you agreed to do while drunk and now have no desire to follow through with.

This is how one ends up at Utd

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:wink:

Father’s Day in Germany, there will probably be no negotiations…just drinking until the heath shakes.

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None of the reputable journos have mentioned Real interest.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but this may signal @Livvy is Bayern Space and @Walshy07 is a false prophet.

Watch this space.

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It’s answering the question of “What would Jesus do?” Where I live, this apparently means take a trolley load of Veltins into the forest and bothering the wild boar. Actually, I noticed a Red Cross ambulance parked up next to the Schutzhütte, so I expect that is going better than planned.

Maybe they are taking Wirtz on the piss around Sefton Park before he signs up?

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https://x.com/kevinhatchard/status/1928020067524006379

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Why do I have the feeling you’ve posted this verbatim before…

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Because you’re stuck in a time glitch thingy just like this thread.

Not sure veertz to go with that. Going to kill the awful puns.

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Whats wirtz is they are trying to make it harder for when they unveil you with him when he signs to sing your official song for him…

Must be tough being a songwriter these days

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