At this late stage, I can’t imagine it goes sideways - fuck Real Madrid. Can’t wait for Wirtz to tear it up against Trent next season when we knock the cunts out of the CL.
‘And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
When you get to the porch they’re gone on the wind
So Mary, climb in
It’s a town full of losers
I’m pulling out of here to win’
By the way, it’s a public holiday in Germany today - Himmelfahrt aka Heavenfart, Jesus Sky Drive or Ascension day.
It’s a day on which groups of blokes wander around pissed out of their heads for Jesus.
Probably not much negotiation possible today.
We’ve all been there…waking up in the morning in a mad panic about the things you agreed to do while drunk and now have no desire to follow through with.
It’s answering the question of “What would Jesus do?” Where I live, this apparently means take a trolley load of Veltins into the forest and bothering the wild boar. Actually, I noticed a Red Cross ambulance parked up next to the Schutzhütte, so I expect that is going better than planned.
Maybe they are taking Wirtz on the piss around Sefton Park before he signs up?