Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

You should know from BayernSpace by now. We all trust in you both.

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At this late stage, I can’t imagine it goes sideways - fuck Real Madrid. Can’t wait for Wirtz to tear it up against Trent next season when we knock the cunts out of the CL.

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It was Springsteen in the Golf-

‘And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
When you get to the porch they’re gone on the wind
So Mary, climb in
It’s a town full of losers
I’m pulling out of here to win’

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Haha @Quicksand

Not going to argue with you.

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I was the dude in the souped up VW Golf :rofl:

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I know…
And I know a lot of things about you…
Nice breakfast this morning?
I SAW you…

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Anyway..

Hopefully this is done soon…
Stop the panic about the Player of the Year next season.

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Wasn’t it @PeachesEnRegalia? Who then had sex with her many times, in many different positions, and must now disclose it.

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By the way, it’s a public holiday in Germany today - Himmelfahrt aka Heavenfart, Jesus Sky Drive or Ascension day.
It’s a day on which groups of blokes wander around pissed out of their heads for Jesus.
Probably not much negotiation possible today.

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What are you talking about, sounds like the perfect day to negotiate!

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We’ve all been there…waking up in the morning in a mad panic about the things you agreed to do while drunk and now have no desire to follow through with.

This is how one ends up at Utd

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:wink:

Father’s Day in Germany, there will probably be no negotiations…just drinking until the heath shakes.

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None of the reputable journos have mentioned Real interest.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but this may signal @Livvy is Bayern Space and @Walshy07 is a false prophet.

Watch this space.

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It’s answering the question of “What would Jesus do?” Where I live, this apparently means take a trolley load of Veltins into the forest and bothering the wild boar. Actually, I noticed a Red Cross ambulance parked up next to the Schutzhütte, so I expect that is going better than planned.

Maybe they are taking Wirtz on the piss around Sefton Park before he signs up?

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https://x.com/kevinhatchard/status/1928020067524006379

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Why do I have the feeling you’ve posted this verbatim before…

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Because you’re stuck in a time glitch thingy just like this thread.

Not sure veertz to go with that. Going to kill the awful puns.

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