Yet again, Kompany should have listened to BayernSource his tactical advice.
LOL, now Kompany will just have to bite the bullet and buy a new phone.
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You’d be able to listen to him drone on for an hour? 
I’d be gone after the free booze has run out.
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Once there was this man who thought himself a gallivanting joker.
His name was Alright Now, and in his mind a legend, he was.
From forumite to forumite this joker danced
With words thought clever, he cast his net.
A reaction he wanted, in days grey and dreary
And often fish would willingly bite
For how could such fish have a heart and not to him respond ?
When to the sad man, joy so easily could bring.
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I’m sure that sounds better in Norwegian.
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Never have I claimed to be a poet 
I can write fiction, at least to a degree, but have forgotten all I have ever learned about poetry.
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Only get excited when its 250+
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You forgot his “Achilles or rather his Krishna’s heel”
Korma
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Locked as in he signed for someone else or locked as in “Welcome to Liverpool” thread started?
Yes.
Lots of posts… a smidge less news 
Come on Florian!
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Maybe we’ve fallen for the London Bridge ruse and have signed Netzer instead! 
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What about @Alright_Now_Legend and @Magnus’s delightful amateur potery ?
Florian’s time will come. But for now, surely such exquisite high quality entertainment of the type that surely gets your blood just cruising; is more than enough to keep the jolly good mood of the Silly Season going well into late summer 
And on this glorious day of the Heavenly Bounce as well (also known as the highest trampoline jump in all of Judea).
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I know its easy to over simplify the challenges of persuading players to join your club, but with Bayern having started out as favourites, kompany’s failure does sound really embarrassing. I hope we find out more from the conversation.
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Your body language is shit
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There’s speculation in this thread?
And here’s me thinking it’s all chat about Karl Heinz Riedle, shit poems and even worse puns.
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Wow.. Huge sums there. I thought 85 million pounds + 20 million pounds add-ons will do the trick as Bayern Munich was offering only 80 million Euros if i am not wrong. Looks like its much steeper than that.