Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

For highlights the shitter the music the better the player?

It would be nice to have a slow motion nutmeg or two to classical music. That would keep the old fans happy.

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Dont make me pull out my Jovanovic diving header video

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Aaargh, I cannot resist

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Am I going to have to post Aly Cissokho - Flavor to the Flav?

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See? Slow mo gives such a unique perspective. You can see him deliberately look away and miss it to fool the opposition player :wink:

Watched it, was shite. No classical music, so 0/10.

@LondonRich have you got any better?

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No. But I will start editing Jay spearing highlights to the tune of Swan Lake. Give me 5 mins……

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Is this where we find out that Pete has done a 10 hour one of Kevin Stewart to the collected works of Mozart

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Mozart just wrote a lot of the same stuff repeated over and over again, which would last far longer than 10 hours. Which is probably the general gist of a cardiffpete video…

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I think you are confusing him with Philip Glass.

I love Glass!

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For the longest time I thought he had Parkinson’s so felt bad laughing at the gif. Turns out he doesn’t so I can enjoy this gif the way god intended.

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He’s riding a horse, surely?

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A rather high horse.

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Hahaha

Just in case you don’t know but to also potentially break the magic of that gif, he’s a police officer saluting while shaking/waving from one of the edges of a giant horizontal American flag at a Patriots game.

It’s the fucking lip licking that gets me. Beautiful. I hope the guy can have a laugh about what a sensation he created in an accidental moment.

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So no wird on Wirtz then? :thinking:

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