Florian Wirtz (AM) Bayer Leverkusen

Should’ve watched 10 full games instead…

That did nothing to blunt my enthusiasm of or trust in a good highlight video because every one I saw of him made him look utterly shit anyway. That entire move is to this day one of the more confusing things I’ve seen us do to the point that the only explanation I can come up with is someone got a huge pay off for making it happen.

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I still think Markovic will come around

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For highlights the shitter the music the better the player?

It would be nice to have a slow motion nutmeg or two to classical music. That would keep the old fans happy.

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Dont make me pull out my Jovanovic diving header video

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Aaargh, I cannot resist

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Am I going to have to post Aly Cissokho - Flavor to the Flav?

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See? Slow mo gives such a unique perspective. You can see him deliberately look away and miss it to fool the opposition player :wink:

Watched it, was shite. No classical music, so 0/10.

@LondonRich have you got any better?

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No. But I will start editing Jay spearing highlights to the tune of Swan Lake. Give me 5 mins……

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Is this where we find out that Pete has done a 10 hour one of Kevin Stewart to the collected works of Mozart

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Mozart just wrote a lot of the same stuff repeated over and over again, which would last far longer than 10 hours. Which is probably the general gist of a cardiffpete video…

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I think you are confusing him with Philip Glass.

I love Glass!

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For the longest time I thought he had Parkinson’s so felt bad laughing at the gif. Turns out he doesn’t so I can enjoy this gif the way god intended.

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He’s riding a horse, surely?

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A rather high horse.

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Hahaha

Just in case you don’t know but to also potentially break the magic of that gif, he’s a police officer saluting while shaking/waving from one of the edges of a giant horizontal American flag at a Patriots game.

It’s the fucking lip licking that gets me. Beautiful. I hope the guy can have a laugh about what a sensation he created in an accidental moment.

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