Quick. Tell Sociedad and they might be able to amend the PowerPoint.
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Fuck me. The transfer window has become totally insane
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‘Martin, amigo, it hardly rains in Liverpool. Only 32 inches a year. We have nearly double that. Imagine how dry you’ll feel in that arid climate! Stay here and be soggy every day!’
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It’s too early for people to get uptight.
Wait till the post count in this thread hits 5000 before people can go all gloom and room.
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In all seriousness, this idea of a charm offensive including things like PowerPoints, piping in the scent of Spanish cuisine into the training ground and stuff. It’s obviously bullshit.
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Do players actually visit the places that they are moving to first? Recent UK news might be a bit off putting.
Maybe show him around the places he would be likely to live and socialise. Then again, Formby probably looks suspiciously close to Southport on a map. Probably best not to crack on that the nightlife is a riot.
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He can ask Thiago too. He would know all about Liverpool especially as he wasn’t playing at all last season.
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The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain (and Galicia and San Sebastian)
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12 months into his time in Madrid I read an interview with Bale about how life was going and rather than football all he seemed interested in talking about was how good the ham was. Even trying to rustle some up to give to the journo. Dont downplay the pulling power of some good serrano
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So it’s not the weather , it’s just the food then.
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In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, transfers hardly ever happen.
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Paging @cynicaloldgit
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-snip-
San Sebastián has three restaurants holding three Michelin stars. Liverpool has none.
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geez!! that idiot still has an X account
Liverpool has a chippy van with 4 Michelin tyres.
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Update incoming…only 3 now
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He can live in Aughton then.
Tbf I’ve learned some things from 400 posts in this thread, though absolutely nothing about Martin Zubimendi
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He is a little Spanish CM. Just go with “the next Xavi”. The perfect guy to replace the guy who was previously the next Xavi
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