Ozan Kabak (CB), Schalke

Michael Edwards must be a long lost relation of Dick Turpin way he robs clubs.

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We paid 500k upfront for Ben Davies and £1m for Kabak.

Has Edwards accessed a version of football where he can pay with the cheats on?

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This is the reason -

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You can imagine every club owner in Europe on transfer deadline day…

Their phone rings, they look down and see Michael Edwards (LFC)

They must just think “ah Fuck”

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Tbh, I think most of them are just relieved that they’re getting the chance to be reunited with their daughters.

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Michael Edwards is just accessing the real football manager editor and thinking “fuck it go on then” 500k and potential 100.

And their wives

Would have preferred Caleta-Car or David Carmo but a loan allows us to have a look at him and decide if he is a long term option. If not we can go back in for either of those in the summer.

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So, I wonder what our respective squad lists are going to look like then?

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Apparently we’re getting Mbappe for a Mars bar and a chicken club baguette

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“Ozzy” is a great nickname. However, I was thinking

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Where did you get the money, John :wink:

He’s playing poker with no cards seemingly.

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Your one of the few on here I can never tell if your being serious or taking the piss.

At least with @Scott.Jones and @SBYM I can usually revert to the default they’re taking the piss setting.

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wow higher end of the scale. Was expecting cheese salad or tuna mayo

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…and a can of Tizer as potential add-ons

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I’ll default you!!!

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I think a Prawn Sandwich from Marks will get it over the line.

I was taking the piss.

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