Pre Match: Liverpool v. Tottenham Hotspur, 1945 BST (UTC +1), Saturday 07 May 2022 (Premier League)

[WeeJoe]

@Iftikhar

Minutes by our core players since April (NOT in chronological order)

Robertson: 90, XX, 90, 79, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90
van Dijk: 90, XX, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90
Matip: XX, 90, XX, XX, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90, XX
Trent: 89, XX, 81, 90, XX, 90, 90, 90, XX, 90
Fabinho: 90, 32, 90, 84, 28, 90, 86, 90, 21, 90
Henderson: 29, 58, 72, 11, 90, 78, 90, 08, 69, 17
Thiago: 61, 32, 90, 79, 90, 90, 80, 90, 12, 87
Keïta: 89, 90, 18, 79, XX, 12, 10, 60, 90, 73
Salah: 61, 33, 90, 90, 69, 90, 90, 90, 21, 90
Mané: 61, 24, 72, 90, 21, 84, 90, 60, 69, 85
Díaz: 90, 66, 81, 45, XX, 20, 70, 30, 90, 85
Jota: 29, 57, 18, 45, 90, 70, 20, 82, 90, 05

You need a hobby mate

[Bekloppt]

@Iftikhar

NOT in chronological order

Why not?

Uncharacteristically sloppy Ifti, we’ve come to expect higher standards from you.

Disappointing.

[Iftikhar]

@Bekloppt

@Iftikhar

NOT in chronological order

Why not?

Too much work

[Wilkored08]

Ruddy heck…thought it was some kind of puzzle.

[StevieJayUSA]

Yup, a bunch of diving, cheating cunts under Poch’s dark arts teaching. Plenty still at it.

[Icedagger]

Anyone else want Diaz to start to rub it in Levy’s face? Just me?

[Quicksand]

@Bekloppt

@Iftikhar

NOT in chronological order

Why not?

Uncharacteristically sloppy Ifti, we’ve come to expect higher standards from you.

Disappointing.

Plus added minutes for injury time not included!

[KY_TNRed]

Excited to see us kick the living shit outta these c&nts in person on Saturday night

ALi
Trent Matip VVD Tsmi
Hendo Fab Thiago
Salah Mane Diaz

2-0 Red men. We go up 1-0, Spurs get one sent off then cruise picking up another along the way.

Been saying this since we booked this trip when we were 8/9 points off the mark, this is the weekend where we take over control of the league. @PeachesEnRegalia LETS FUCKING GO

[aussielad]

@Icedagger

Anyone else want Diaz to score a hattrick to rub it in Levy’s face? Just me?

This seems acceptable to me

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@KY_TNRed

Excited to see us kick the living shit outta these c&nts in person on Saturday night

ALi
Trent Matip VVD Tsmi
Hendo Fab Thiago
Salah Mane Diaz

2-0 Red men. We go up 1-0, Spurs get one sent off then cruise picking up another along the way.

Been saying this since we booked this trip when we were 8/9 points off the mark, this is the weekend where we take over control of the league. @PeachesEnRegalia LETS FUCKING GO

[mattyhurst]

He might write another letter to John Henry.

[Commando]

I’m sure that Jürgen and his team will know the personnel,formation and tactics to see us through this game.

[Bekloppt]

Same team as KYJelly:

Ali
Trent Matip VVD Tsimikas
Hendo Fab Thiago
Salah Mane Diaz

but mine’s formatted more aesthetically.

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@Bekloppt

KYJelly

Got a google alert…

[KY_TNRed]

I’ve been drinking. My excuse.

[GermanRed]

Is this transformers?

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@GermanRed

Is this transformers?

[RedOpium]

Spurs have a poor defense and a poor midfield, games where they get a early goal they seem to play better by sitting back and using the pace up front to score more

[Klopptimist]

You keep your KY jelly separated from your but by 11 men? Think you might be doing something very wrong (or right!)

[GermanRed]

Bobby back in Training.