Yeah it’s beyond normal now, his last injury was due to landing badly after being hit mid-air in training.
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I’m not going there again! 
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I thought keepers making out had been banned years ago? FFS, the times we live in.
EDIT: Its probably some sting operation to see who has been leaking news.
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Team should be leaked soon, no?
I think the bigger question is if it is true, how can anyone be surprised considering keepers are generally fucking nuts?
Dont no how true but seems right with keeper anyways
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love the comment below the tweet, “That’s a league cup team” 
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When was the last time one of these rumours was wrong? But to be missing Ali, Thiago and Salah on top of VvD, Gomez, Matip, Fabinho and Mane is somewhat mental.
Add Robertson, Hendo and Firmino and that would possibly be our best 11.
One of Gomez, Matip or Fabinho would have to make way for TAA but close.
dont let Klopp hear you say that…
the mentality monsters are gonna make you believe.
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These boys are stronger than me. I’m broken. I bet they aren’t.
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This is the most important game of the season, well at least it will be until the next one. It’s an absolutely must win game.
The denizens of PGMOL might not actually disdain the ‘Voice That breathed O’er Eden,’ but in their scale of values it runs a very poor second to their recently denied flow of lucre from the gulf. Consequently, with the inevitability of Greek tragedy, they have rejected both of their erstwhile favourites Burke and Hare, and have turned to their bargain basement version of Fred and Rosemary West, kevin “never the Redmen’s” friend as referee, and simon “moonraker and shitshoveler” hooper on VAR.
Even though this might appear to be scraping the metaphorical barrel of serial killers, expect nothing from the ref or VAR, and you won’t be disappointed.
I feel, at this juncture, obliged to mention that the Mem has felt for some time as though we have been subjected to a campaign of deliberate and systematic persecution.
She has always been a woman of a high and haughty spirit, swift to resent affronts and institute reprisals—the last person in the world, in short, you could hope would ignore the misapplication of the rites of the δέρμα μπανάνας and escape with impunity.
So @SBYM has only himself to blame if Boudica takes her lorgnette to him. And that is no idle threat. I remember walking one day in Abercromby Square with Boudica and her ridgeback “satan”, when a policeman came up and said that the latter ought to be wearing a muzzle. The Mem made no verbal reply. She merely whipped her lorgnette from its holster and looked at the man. who gave one choking gasp and fell back against the railings, without a mark on him but with an awful look of horror in his staring eyes. A doctor was sent for, and they managed to bring him round, but he was never the same again. So be warned.
Meanwhile Lawro, no doubt saddened by his failure to deliver in the role as thane of glamis, has decided that Mephistopheles is more to his taste and, in the spirit that negates, has predicted a 2-0 win for us tonight. For all that comes to be, he deserves to perish wretchedly.
Hopefully his attempted kiss of death won’t throw a spanner in the works and upset the apple-cart. 
I’ll take a scrappy 1-0 win to us. 
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Has that got something to do with bananas? 
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you wrote all that in three…wait, sorry, wrong universe.
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I’m genuinely impressed with the greek bit!
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Alisson Becker is set to miss Liverpool’s Premier League fixture with Brighton & Hove Albion this evening.
The goalkeeper is ruled out of the Anfield clash due to illness.
Full team news will be released via Liverpoolfc.com at 7.15pm GMT.
Alisson Becker to miss Reds' clash with Brighton - Liverpool FC?
Oke that’s better
As long as it’s not covid 
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As long as he’s back for City, and Kelleher can do this one…
Now hoping to see Salah and Thiago in the starting 11 or at least the bench in 13 minutes, hope they don’t have injury problems…
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This injury situation is getting to insane levels now. If we ever end up fielding the same CB partnership in consecutive games, the goalkeeper goes missing 
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