This is the most important game of the season, well at least it will be until the next one. It’s an absolutely must win game.
It may only be the FA Cup, but any game against the manurites at old toilet is, in my opinion, an absolutely must win game.
So, come on you Redmen, let’s get back to winning ways.
Right now it doesn’t appear to matter a jot who’s the ref, or who’s on VAR, we end up with nothing, or sometimes less than that. With craig “no pen for the Redmen” pawson as referee and andrea “should have gone to Specsavers” marriner on VAR it will be no exception.
Expect nothing from the ref, or VAR, and you won’t be disappointed.
In a similar vein, Boudica has decided that we shall take a sabbatical from our usual pre-match rituals. It appears that they have become impotent; nothing we do helps the lads. In short, they have descended into a futile yet bloody exercise wherein needless pain and distress is inflicted upon myriad forms of innocent fauna. So, we shall desist, out of compassion for wildlife and a desire to conserve our endangered dumb friends. That, and the neighbours were complaining again about the noise and the smell.
After all, as the bard says, Luck is a goddess not to be coerced and forcibly wooed by those who seek her favours. From such masterful spirits she turns away. But it happens sometimes that, if we put our hand in hers with the humble trust of a little child, she will have pity on us, and not fail us in our hour of need.
This game has all the makings of a potential banana skin! (well someone had to say it)
I’ll take a scrappy 1-0 win to us.