Nat Phillips has been put in the combined best 11 . What a time to be alive
You need to take a huge amount of humble out of your opinion. If Firmino starts over Jota, Iâm starting a go fund me for the largest dildo, some ky jelly and Jurgenâs location.
Look forward to a lot of angry posts when Bobby starts tonight over Jota, followed by a lot of excitement when Jota gets a brace in the last half an hour. Will be a bit like the Arsenal threads.
Need a captain out there tonight
With leadership skills
I see Millie starting with Fab and Thiago .
Not sure with Gini starting
Not sure with Gini starting
He will 100% start, and also be captain.
Jota done press conference so heâs starting.
Jota scored more in half an hour against Arsenal than Firmino has scored in 3 and a half months.
Other than fitness there is surely no good reason for him to be on the bench. No need to be clever, pick your best players. Against Madridâs makeshift back 4 we should fancy ourselves to create chances, and thereâs no better player than Jota to put them away.
A sudden hush seemed to have fallen on the garden of the Lowton household. It was as though it and everything in it had been stunned into silence. Birds stopped chirping. Butterflies froze in mid-flutter. Wasps wading in strawberry jam paused motionless, as if they were having their photographs taken. And the general paralysis extended to Boudica. It was an appreciable time before she spoke. When she did, it was in the hoarse voice of a woman unable to believe that she has heard correctly.
âYou mean to say that @GermanRed has initiated another match threadâ, she rasped, her deportment rather like that of a young Hindu fakir lying for the first time on the traditional bed of spikes.
My manner, by way of contrast, was that of a patient governess explaining a problem in elementary arithmetic to a child who through no fault of Its own had been dropped on the head when a baby.
âHe has indeedâ. I went on to further intimate that it was an unsurprising act, given that although he was indeed a cad, and a Teutonic one to boot, he had, in the past, enjoyed a modicum of success in that particular field off enterprise.
Boudica relaxed somewhat. Her opinion of the man had in no way altered, she still considered him a menace to one and all and his presence an offence to the pure air of The Anfield Noise, but she was fair enough to admit that, however black his character might be, and however much she disliked him, he knew all the answers to the pre match thread on an European night.
âBut shouldnât we attempt something to deter him?â she said, reaching for her matched pair of antique, pearl handled Damascus steel gelding shears.
Are you familiar with the poem âExcelsiorâ I asked?â
âI read it as a childâ said the Mem, with a little shiver of distaste. She does not admire Longfellow.
âThen you will recall what the old man said to the fellow with the banner with the strange device. âTry not the pass,â he said. âDark lowers the tempest overhead.â That is what an old - or rather, elderly but surprisingly well-preserved man is saying to you now.â
She drew a deep breath. Whether it was right of her to have called @GermanRed a fat old sharper whose word she would never again believe, even if given on a stack of Bibles, was open to debate, but she felt considerably better when she had done so, and it was with the feeling of having fought the good fight that several minutes later she resumed her task of eviscerating the nights apportionment of assorted wildlife.
And so, without further ado, the epilogue:
This game has all the makings of a potential banana skin! (well someone had to say it)
Iâll take a scrappy 1-0 win to us.
I hope he starts all 4 up top with Fab and Thiago in midfield
A sudden hush seemed to have fallen on the garden of the Lowton household. It was as though it and everything in it had been stunned into silence. Birds stopped chirping. Butterflies froze in mid-flutter. Wasps wading in strawberry jam paused motionless, as if they were having their photographs taken. And the general paralysis extended to Boudica. It was an appreciable time before she spoke. When she did, it was in the hoarse voice of a woman unable to believe that she has heard correctly.
âYou mean to say that @GermanRed has initiated another match threadâ, she rasped, her deportment rather like that of a young Hindu fakir lying for the first time on the traditional bed of spikes.
My manner, by way of contrast, was that of a patient governess explaining a problem in elementary arithmetic to a child who through no fault of Its own had been dropped on the head when a baby.
âHe has indeedâ. I went on to further intimate that it was an unsurprising act, given that although he was indeed a cad, and a Teutonic one to boot, he had, in the past, enjoyed a modicum of success in that particular field off enterprise.
Boudica relaxed somewhat. Her opinion of the man had in no way altered, she still considered him a menace to one and all and his presence an offence to the pure air of The Anfield Noise, but she was fair enough to admit that, however black his character might be, and however much she disliked him, he knew all the answers to the pre match thread on an European night.
âBut shouldnât we attempt something to deter him?â she said, reaching for her matched pair of antique, pearl handled Damascus steel gelding shears.
Are you familiar with the poem âExcelsiorâ I asked?â
âI read it as a childâ said the Mem, with a little shiver of distaste. She does not admire Longfellow.
âThen you will recall what the old man said to the fellow with the banner with the strange device. âTry not the pass,â he said. âDark lowers the tempest overhead.â That is what an old - or rather, elderly but surprisingly well-preserved man is saying to you now.â
She drew a deep breath. Whether it was right of her to have called @GermanRed a fat old sharper whose word she would never again believe, even if given on a stack of Bibles, was open to debate, but she felt considerably better when she had done so, and it was with the feeling of having fought the good fight that several minutes later she resumed her task of eviscerating the nights apportionment of assorted wildlife.
And so, without further ado, the epilogue:
This game has all the makings of a potential banana skin! (well someone had to say it)
Iâll take a scrappy 1-0 win to us.
âŚwhat?
âŚwhat?
The Mem is a scary individual that you should never cross and weâre gonna win 0-1.
Oh, and she doesnât like @GermanRed
And sheâs good with a knife.
Very much appreciate seeing you on the regular Lowton roadside litter picks but you know youâre not supposed to juggle with the used needles donât you? The effects can be mind alteringâŚ
Given that (despite injuries) this is actually a credible football team and the importance of away goals, something like 2-2 would be a cracking result. However Iâd like us to go one step further, our defence to be resolute and Jota to have an absolute worldie. 0-3 please and a nice easy return leg. But whatever the result, we know we can overturn it at home
Come on Liverpool!
Keita starts ahead of Thiago. Jota in for Bobby.
Diogo Jota starts as Liverpool make three changes in Madrid. Georginio Wijnaldum and Naby Keita also come into the XI, with Roberto Firmino, Thiago Alcantara and James Milner named on the bench.
Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Phillips, Kabak, Robertson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Keita, Mane, Salah, Jota.
Subs: Adrian, H. Davies, Thiago, Milner, Firmino, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Jones, Tsimikas, Shaqiri, B. Davies, R. Williams, Cain.
He said weâd win 1-0
and the missus was a bit pissed at @GermanRed
Didnât see Naby starting, hopefully neither did Zidane
Happy to see Jota starting
Get it done reds!
Diogo Jota starts as Liverpool make three changes in Madrid. Georginio Wijnaldum and Naby Keita also come into the XI, with Roberto Firmino, Thiago Alcantara and James Milner named on the bench.
Itâs a very progressive lineup. I wonder why Klopp decided to drop Thiago, he should have been specially good in European games.
OK Reds, raise hell.
Go on Naby Lad
Make it your day son
Keita up against Kroos, then.