https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/06/europe/oldest-living-man-john-tinniswood-intl/index.html
Wait. Is this someone we know??? Nah. Sounds much too nice.
Although maybe?
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Haha @cynicaloldgit
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I thought @cynicaloldgit was an anti-natalist. I feel so betrayed.
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Don’t worry it’s in the bag
https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1776615552808538116?t=QwBHQeZbFqq5E21jk0wn2Q&s=19
We will get plenty of chances. It’s up to us to take them.
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Shouldn’t have sent all those U21’s down to play in an U18 match
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Oh I hope we do…it’s results like todays and games like tomorrow that make me nervous…
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COG’s second law of humodynamics: Only worry about things you can control.
(For those who haven’t been paying attention, the first law is that people are fuckwits.)
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Our strongest available eleven playing on a normal level should be enough to smash this sorry lot. Not taking this lightly but with the right attitude we should be able to win… comfortably. 
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Sadly, it isn’t that simple.
We will be the best team on the pitch - of that, there is no doubt - but the refs will do their best to keep the match “competitive”. This means that Man U’s players will be able to foul ours with impunity and that we will receive yellow cards for challenges for which their players will not even concede a foul.
As usual, we will need to be careful with our tackles, especially in our own penalty area, and ensure that we don’t leave the result up to the officials.
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Nice second law.
So, about the first law, either you are a fuckwit or you aren’t eligible as people…which one is it?
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Draw a Venn diagram. The answer will become obvious.
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They hold monthly meetings in dark dens, chanting rival teams’ songs like a mantra, in cacophonic unison, and then the cult leader announces each ref’s mission to sabotage our efforts. Anyone that even thinks of refusing, is brought to the pyre…
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It was a rhetorical question…
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Hence the answer.
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My condolances, @GermanRed .
Savour the memories fondly.
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Yep…it’s the snidey and deliberate fouls that are not picked up by coco and his clowns…and they way the mancs saunter round after committing the fouls…with no warnings and no yellow or red tickets…really pee’s me off…(rant over)…
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You call that a rant? 
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Why?
I think we will be more angry that these fuckers cost us our FA Cup progress.
Especially considering in most “big” games they play like they are trying to get to the toilet after a bount of illness.
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