The Cricket Thread

My buddy Davey Warner does it again! What a player he is! Who ever suggested he can’t score for shit outside Australia?

Shoulda quit after the ball tampering stuff

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Why in the living fuck did the Australian selectors make about 6 changes to the starting lineup in this game?! A fucking away series in India who haven’t lost a series for more than a decade?! Seriously?!!! We’ve just played the South African and Windies garbage. Why the hell wouldn’t you try them in those games?! Travis Head omitted?! Oh fuckballs I hope he’s injured for the selectors’ sake.

EDIT: 3 changes. Close enough.

Didn’t think Khawaja could play spin , but actually doesn’t matter when he’s gone in the first couple of overs

His performances in the dead wickets of Pak and UAE flatter him. Nothing about him and his batting style (heavy hands etc etc) ever screams that he’s gonna be viable in the indian conditions.

Lead close to 150 now

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Jadeja has to be in any world 11

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Khwajarjar Binks goes.

Best spin bowling allrounder currently.

75/8. That was quick.

Has the moaning about the pitches by Aussie media kicked on to overdrive yet ?

Great to see the Aussies get their comeuppance.
They’ve become a bunch of whingeing whiners.

Become???

They have been for decades.

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They always went on about whingeing poms.

Well Steve Smith increased his career average by remaining not out. Despite getting his stumps rattled the second innings off of a no ball

Also Ashwin probably is the best spinner to lefties. Now if Aussies keep 5 lefties in their playing XI.

This is what happens

Played more tricks in the mind than what the pitch did in reality.

Aus was flattered because of the loose dismissals of Kohli Pujara

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They had plenty of their own loose dismissals.

I was chatting to some venerable cricket mad desi uncles at an event last night, and while very pleased with the result, even they were bemoaning the lack of help for qicker bowlers in India. In fairness, England would probably be thrashed there too with their one mediocre spinner.

I dunno, siraj and shami would still have gotten the wickets if given an extended spell.

It’s just that Ashwin against left handers is a beast of a bowler

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Brilliant day’s cricket. Ben Stokes is verging on Klopp levels of management.

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