The Cricket Thread

If it happens there’ll be one or two, I’m sure.

Personally, the Aus have dropped a clanger here. ‘Denton’s, The World’s Largest Law Firm’ has taken the place of the KFC logo. I mean, dry, dry, dry. Who’s ever heard of them before, people want pazazz, they want glitz, they want KFC. Definitely played it’s part in the result. Bowlers running in see the KFC, have seen Ponting have a go at being the Colonel and think, ‘that could be me one day’ and it gives them the extra yard. Denton’s is about as motivating as a root canal scheduled for the morning.

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There are articles saying the Moon landings were faked, the Earth is flat and that Trump is a wonderful guy.
Doesn’t mean we have to pay any attention to them.

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I’d forgotten what it was like to win!

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Don’t get used to it :joy:

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I’m off to write an article about how Bazball has been totally vindicated by this result and demanding that McCullum be given a ten year contract and the freedom of London. May the defensive shot be banished forever!

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No way is 10 years long enough!

Baz and Stokes’eh need contracts for life!

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Oh…yippee…England won… :frowning:
Sadly, I couldn’t be less excited.

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I first got into Test cricket in the early seventies when there was comparatively little limited overs stuff anyway. I was intrigued by the many intricacies of the longer game, that threw up such challenges, not only to the players’ skills and techniques but also to their patience and resolve, a real ‘test’ of their mental strength as they battled themselves as much as their opponents. I’ve never bought the idea that it was “boring”, even during the quieter spells there is always something happening within the game if you care to look for it, but then I suppose some people need see lots of action, many bells and whistles, for the game to hold their attention.

Anyway, generations of kids before me were quite capable of understanding the game with no need to simplify it or speed it up, so I cannot really understand why today’s crash-bang versions were deemed necessary to now hold their interest. Another symptom of the general dumbing down of society, I think.

Feel free to castigate me as an old fart who needs to ‘move with the times’, but I feel we would lose something very special if Test cricket was allowed to wither away.

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You’re an old fart thst needs to move with the times :wink:

But you are spot on!

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Classic case of closing the barn door after the horse has bolted

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Is that why Paul Collingwood left the coaching setup? Wasn’t his nickname Brigadier Block?

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Doesn’t really change anything as the batsmen didn’t let the bowlers down for a change.

However it’s good not to have these arseholes who predict 5-0 every series pretending they have some great power.

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I did hear Glenn McGrath say that he only says it these days because it’s expected of him :zany_face:

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Fair enough. Needs to look a little less smug for me to believe him mind :wink:

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Just remind him what Ramnaresh Sarwan’s response was to his sledge “How does it feel to suck Lara’s dick”

(Answer: “I don’t know, ask your wife”)

Jokes aside, rest in peace Mrs McGrath.

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Who? David Lloyd?

The predictions on your side are genuinely far more embarrassing given this is an away series for England.

I couldn’t give a shit mate.

I just see 5-0 predictions every Ashes series.

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Your predictions are more predictable though :face_blowing_a_kiss:

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Fair play to the guy…

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