Guess you won’t be looking at the eggplant you growing in your back yard quite the same from now on eh lfti :0)
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Pure filth
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We’re digressing here, but how the fuck does an aubergine represent a dick? I’d be seriously worried if my cock were purple and with a hard green protuberance at the end.
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Don’t understand the etymology but presumably it was the most dick like that was in the first emoticon list that kids of the time thought was code.
I have no idea what thread this is
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Argument here is that it was chosen because Americans had no existing cultural connection with the eggplant/aubergine:
Can you tell that I’ve got a piece to write and am procrastinating…
15 new messages i though we had a new exciting rumour. 
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The Unreliable Dicks Thread
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Apparently we can fashion a new midfield from a small aubergine…
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The proposed colour for next season’s 3rd kit would fit in perfectly then…
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People already ranting about gay angels and fat chefs. Does it get worse?
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Oh, you have no idea! Marx may have said that religion is the opium of the masses but there’s a good case to say that football is its antipsychotic.
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And why do Americans call it eggplant anyway? My wife grows them and there’s nothing eggy about them.
Bet we’d get more valve for money out of it than we did Kieta!
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I literally have not a fucking clue what is going on here. Are we signing someone with an aubergine looking dick, cooking the fucking thing or planning on using it as a means to threaten underperfoming players?
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Mods put the red text and ban hammer in the safe during international breaks.
It’s code.
We’re signing Pierre-Emerick Aubamergine on a free to replace Firmino because we’re skint having missed out on CL footie and FSG refused to pay for the new stands and training ground out of their own pockets because they’re right wing capitalist pigs. Oh and we’re letting Milner go on a free so we can pay his wages.
Once you know it’s all pretty obvious.
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Didn’t somebody on the old forum once properly lose their mind over referring to people as eggs? The eggplant aubergine reference.
Budski over Ngog
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That’s the one. Wow, never saw that coming.