On the phone, bloody predictive text
Anyone named Tissue Paper from Africa as a possibility ?
Have we won the golden transfer window prize yet?
Nope, weāve been relegated to the 2nd Division transfer window. All agreed deals must now be approved by Man City, Chelsea Newcastle Arsenal and Manure and any one of them are free to step in and take said deals for themselves without having to pay us any financial recompence.
Er, can I just stop you thereā¦ 
So youāre saying itās possible that the actual fee is higher? Wait, stop the press!
I do think the fee is higher, though not quite as much as the $800M Tucker Carlson cost old Rupert Murdoch. 
Next youāll be telling me Haarland didnāt cost a total of Ā£66 million and NuƱez cost us Ā£100 million quid.
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1687349562585804800?t=r_PY3jZ_kMDhhWW-Uqp-tA&s=19
Well it wont be himā¦
It was never going to be.
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Phew!
Does anyone know if he owns any dogs?
Leicesterās English players always have the names of WW2 fighter pilots.
Dewsbury-Hall, Harry Souttar, Alex Smithies, Harvey Godsmark-Ford, Joe Wormleighton, Sammy Braybrooke, Kasey McAteer, Kian Pennant
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heās shit
Why would we need him, makes no senseā¦
Plus, f*ck those double-surname players. We can tolerate one.
Just missing a Chumley Warner to complete the set.
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Nephew of one Jermaine Pennant.
Went to a school my mate teaches at. Confirmed dickhead, possibly runs in the family genes.
Yeah, why am I not surprised.
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Itās all guess work. Iāll go on FIFA in a bit and pluck four or five names out of thin air.