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Fucking hell Walshy, are you feeling okay mate?
Have made contact
Havenāt made any offer
So, what the fuck was the contact about? 'Hey Brighton, whatās up mate '???
What price and terms will get a deal done? Can we see if player is interested in playing for us?
The time when Walshy goes on hoping for miracles when the others are all doom and gloom.
We bid Ā£50 million for caicedo and Ā£50 million for Lavia , Brighton get to have Lavia on loan for a year to develop
Telegraph journalist. Chelsea fan.
That would be fucking epic!
He wanted Arsenal 6 months ago!
Basically sounds as though he wants to move to London.
We donāt want him here. Too many bloody foreigners as it is.
Saudis will be saying that soon about all the footballers there
If we end up signing Caicedo and Lavia then we officially have to have a one week moratorium on any fucking complaining.
And if we end up with neither ?
Then we have a one week moratorium on any fucking positivity.
Iām going throw it out there ā¦.
No one has a clue what we are doing.
Kalia says hi
Heās not tweeted since July. Odd time to go on holiday
And if we only sign one of them people are divided into two tribes based on a random generator.
One group has to argue that the deal for the one we got is not only the better player but also a better value deal. Whilst the other group has to moan about the one that got away being better.
It will be a fight to the death, after which only the tribe that won will be able to access the forum for a week whilst the others will be locked out for a week or until such time as they change their mind.