Yes, I’m looking forward to his next offering which will be offered up for everyone’s amusement. Of course if he turns out to be right on both fronts then he’ll immediately be lauded as a prophet and will probably start his own religion.
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he’s never let me down before and neither have you. When he tweets about us also signing declan rice i’m up for changing religion.
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It’s great schwakoff material.
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Ivan Schwankoff now shoots to the top of ITKs 
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Fuck yes! My man…
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Also does this mean we are signing Jude Bellingham…
He said Bellingham…
Jobe is coming.
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Well of course it does. Ivan has spoken. And even if we don’t, it doesn’t mean he was wrong.
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He’s got a follower… Indykalia is so last year
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The average African Bush Elephant weighs 6000 lbs. 25m lbs is approximately 4167 of said elephants. Dortmund want 100m lbs for Bellingham. This is approximately 16667 African Bush Elephants. Personally I think Dortmund made the wrong choice. I would, humbly, argue that the club would be better served with an army of 16667 elephants at its disposal than 1 Bellingham, just as I believe Dortmund would be better served by 4167 African Bush Elephants than 1 Bellingham.
Here ends my thesis on the lbs to Bellingham ratio.
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@SixpenceNun ante portas!
I think the blue whale-bellingham ratio is also very convincing. No parking the bus like a blue whale bus.
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Who is Ivan Schwaekoff and it he in anyway reliable ?
It’s not his real name is it, I thought it was slang for
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Seems he’s very reliable
Absolutely made up for this
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Got this Tweet out 10 hours ago.
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Shwankoff may have com…err…blown his…umm…jumped the gun…
Mo’s signing trumps everything today
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Schwakoff’s avatar looks like Borat
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