The Unreliable Transfer Rumours Discussion Thread (Part 5)

Are they trying to win the Legend’s tournament?

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At what point does “an addiction to signing footballers” become a medical diagnosis?

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Todd: “Hey Xabi, who should we sign this summer?”

Xabi:

everyone GIF

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“Chelsea’s talent was never in doubt but they lacked leadership in 2025/2026. With Danny Welbeck on board they’ve addressed that issue. Are they favorites for the Premier League?” - English media in about 2 hours.

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Aren’t they up to something like 40 players already, no way they can register everyone - do they have a spare CB or RB they wouldn’t notice was missing :sweat_smile:

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10 of each if you are asking!

Have they yet to sign a good goalie? Seems like crypto nite to them.

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According to a quick Google search they apparently have 8 on the books, so a bit light in that department and the quality isn’t great - expect a new arrival or 3

https://x.com/SpearmanSt41523/status/2081723695903506507?s=20

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Is this according to his cousin again?

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I dont pretend to be the most knowledgeable about these things, but if he really is related to a member of staff and is leaking transfer information that is almost definitely from said family member will that family member not risk lose his job for violating confidentiality clauses/ndas that will almost definitely be in his contract with regards to this sort of stuff?

Seems a bit stupid from the lad to actively risk his cousins job over some twitter clout that would disappear should his cousin get sacked

Yeah it’s either made up or incredibly stupid, would a data analyst even be in the sort of meetings where exact details of offers are discussed, I can see them being involved with suggesting potential targets but wouldn’t the money side be a bit above their pay grade.

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It’s clearly a fake account.

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That Chelsea dick head who does the shows with Carra-Scholes-Nev got caught out the other day slating the Argentinian player acting like a prick (lol, which one?) at the end of the england game and hadnt realized he is actually a chelsea player.

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Can we not just ban both of them fron accessing oxygen for 24 hours?

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Will Spearman is the director of research at one of the biggest football clubs in the world with degrees in Philosophy and Physics. He is not slipping notes to an idiot, who decided to use his name for greater exposure.

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Thats kinda the point i was making.

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Tbf it’s off the back of his best ever tally in the league and a 47 year old Welbeck would still be 10x the player Delap is now.

Apparently the Chelsea fans think Delap is going to Everton, not sure if it’s a loan or sale but lets hope it costs a small fortune for a striker 10 times worse than a 47 year old Danny Welbeck :sweat_smile:

I hope Delap to Everton happens, he is absolutely dreadful.

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