The list of reasons why “We won’t be signing Mbappé” in 2024

As requested by @WeeJoe , so that we don’t fill the main transfer discussion thread with shite.


new here willy wonka GIF

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By definition that thread is all shite rumors.


We definitely won’t be signing Mbappé.

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No thanks. The below applies i believe @cynicaloldgit

he’s happy to accept his wages from those human rights abusing cheats, which makes him a twat…

Do ‘its highly unlikely we sign mbappe’ posts go here too?

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someone chance GIF


I can’t begin to describe the levels of boredom the subject of Mbappe induces in me.
He’s a great player.
He’s not coming to Liverpool.
Get the fuck over it.

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But what if he is seen in a helicopter anywhere within 300 kms of Liverpool?!?

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Yet you came to the Mbappe thread and wrote the longest post :wink:

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Not Bad Kind Of GIF by MOODMAN

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That’s me, a man of contradictions.
It’s my mysterious persona that so irresistible to the ladies.

My rapping skills and inventing also add to my allure


Siberian Husky Cute Dogs GIF by Gone to the Snow Dogs

Best name on a thread we’ve had in a while I feel.

Otherwise, meh.

all you doubters are going to look very silly when the photo of Mbappe and Klopp standing together under the Blackpool Tower is released for the announcing of his signing.

@cynicaloldgit where the lean poll?